Prayer in School

People tend to forget their burning desire to push prayer in secular public schools when the prayer in question isn't Christian. Forbidding a Muslim teacher to lead an "Alah akbar" chant is A-okay, but forbidding a Catholic teacher to lead the Lord's Prayer is OMFG XTIAN PERSECUTION!!1!!1

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Now, I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope. -_-
There's beauty in religion.
There's joy, and love, and hope.

I can't say the word of God
(Far be it from me!)
But I'll tell you what it ain't---
HYPOCHRISTIANITY!